Combo words are to me are what huge fake tits are to Pamela Anderson

That’s right. We go together like silicone and bleach blonde tramps.

There are few things in this life I enjoy as thoroughly as a good combo word.

If you want to class it up (and as usual, I don’t) you can refer to combo words by their text-book name, portmanteau.

Combo words and I began our love affair a year or so ago when I watched an episode of Tyra about….you guessed it…sexting!

Sexting is the act of sending sexually explicit messages or photos electronically, primarily between mobile phones.

I just could not believe my amusement at this beautifully constructed, hilariously propagandist gem of language.

I spent the next several weeks cramming the word sexting into as many conversations as possible.

(honestly, I cannot begin to understand why people who have a choice decide to subject themselves to me)

I then graduated to attempting to create my own combo words at every opportunity.

(seriously, my friends deserve medals)

I have mostly failed at this endeavor, but a few of my attempts have managed to stick into my personal loser language, such as my favorite, fundane.

My friend and I tend to spend a lot of time doing things that would be considered mundane. But, when we do them together, we always have fun. And that makes it FUNDANE!

(seriously…..medals)

A few of my favorite combo words:

Male nurse?

Murse! (also man purse!)

Hip gay asian?

Gaysian!

Too poor for a vacation, so you’re going to stay home and fake one?

Staycation!

Tell me your favorite combo words! (Or why you hate them.)